Men Are Just Happier People\u2013 What do you expect from such simple creatures?<\/p>\n
\nYour last name stays put.
\nThe garage is all yours.
\nWedding plans take care of themselves.
\nChocolate is just another snack.
\nYou can be President.
\nYou can never be pregnant.
\nYou can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
\nYou can wear NO shirt to a water park.
\nCar mechanics tell you the truth.
\nThe world is your urinal\u2026
\nYou never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky..
\nYou don\u2019t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
\nSame work, more pay.
\nWrinkles add character.
\nWedding dress $5000.Tux rental-$100.
\nPeople never stare at your chest when you\u2019re talking to them.
\nNew shoes don\u2019t cut, blister, or mangle your feet..
\nOne mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat..
\nYou know stuff about tanks.
\nA five-day vacation requires only one suitcase..
\nYou can open all your own jars.
\nYou get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
\nIf someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
\nThree pairs of shoes are more than enough.
\nYou almost never have strap problems in public.
\nYou are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
\nEverything on your face stays its original color.
\nThe same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
\nYou only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.
\nOne wallet and one pair of shoes \u2014 one color for all seasons.
\nYou can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
\nYou can \u201cdo\u201d your nails with a pocket knife.
\nYou have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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